Greetings, comrades! it's I, your El Presidente, once once more dipping my glorious toes into the waters of the Bleeding Cool comics section. i was invited by using Bleeding Cool's esteemed comics reporter, Ricardo Johnstalbán, who referred to to me, "Your Excellency, please take a look on the marvel may also solicits, and, if it moves you, feel free to bestow the reward of your wonderful words about them upon the americans." And El Presidente can't face up to the chance to share his wit and knowledge with the americans, so I took a glance, and my chums, i used to be surprised to find that there are extra to these comedian chapbooks than simply overly muscular characters in skintight costumes solving all of their problems with violence. as a result of in the latest situation of a 3-half collection of one-shots (don't try to make feel of that, comrades), The X-guys will clear up the problem of erectile dysfunction in X-guys: Curse of the person-issue #1! No wonder Ricardo loves these items so a great deal.
seem, comrades. the description of this comedian revealed that Ted Sallis is troubled by means of a curse, the curse of his Man-factor. it's fairly handy to figure out what he's speaking about. but in response to that identical description, the X-men, who I take into account are a very sexually liberated group, will aide Sallis in overcoming the curse of his Man-thing so that he can "upward thrust to his highest." El Presidente sees you, Ted Sallis. and don't be troubled: i am instructed that lots of guys event that equal problem. no longer me, of course. no person is more virile than your El Presidente. Haw haw haw haw! however lots of other guys do.
check out the solicit under, comrades, and bear in mind, my friends: socialism or dying!
X-guys: CURSE OF the man-element #1STEVE ORLANDO (W) • Andrea Broccardo (A)cowl by way of DANIEL ACUÑAVariant cover through NABETSE ZITROMAN-aspect'S CURSE HAS BEEN published…but it surely'S beneath NEW administration!Years in the past, medical professional TED SALLIS changed into ready to give up anything else to crack the SO-2 serum and deliver success to his growing to be family unit. Unbeknownst to the rest of the area…he did. these days, as cities spanning from the U.S. to Krakoa are besieged through concern-driven blazes, the man-thing have to reckon together with his past deeds if he hopes to emerge renewed and rescue an international on fireplace. however combating from his lowest capacity that Man-aspect can upward push to his maximum, especially with the surprising support of the X-guys'S resident sorceress MAGIK and her debuting group of gigantic mutants conventional as the darkish RIDERS!half three of 3!forty PGS./ONE-SHOT/Rated T+ …$four.ninety nine
After a a hit fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his personal dying in 2013 as a way to pursue his two proper passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. since alternatives to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between unless lately, El Presidente on the whole concentrated on the wrestling filth sheet reporting, the place he became one of the most superior within the enterprise. unluckily, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his nation's wrestling information expertise, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took the entire credit score on their dull websites. ultimately, El Presidente has discovered a means to spoil into the American market by way of fitting a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get competent for the unfold of fantastic wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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